How to tell if you cat is slow

11.       She runs into various non moving objects.

22.       She runs into walls.

33.       She goes to play with a toy and has a delayed reaction or just flops around.

44.       She sticks her whole muzzle into the water to drink.

55.       She drips food as she eats!

66.       Misses her jumps most of the time.

77.       Cant follow basic commands (This might also just be her being a cat).

88.       Eats non edible object then vomits.

99.       Sits like a man, A HUMAN! DUN DUN DUUUUN!

110.   Stares blankly at you with a slightly glazed look!

Now all this might just be part of the odd cat that is Monster, but I love her loads anyways. Tell me about some of the strange things you cats do! Have a great day!